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Two Line Paraboles

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Thought let me post a few two-line paraboles that occured at various points in the last few years.

Has anyone heard of this invention called two-line paraboles? I’m pretty sure I can apply for patent. Any contenders, revert at the earliest.

Definition: Two-line paraboles are the female equivalent of one-liners, which is a male thing.Anatomy prevents women from hitting the mark as sharp as men.

An epitaph for myself: Here lies a woman who stopped two inches short of being the bitch. She didn’t have the strength of character to go the remaining distance.

Fools rush in and have a blast. Angels hesitate forever.

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. From there the danger increases exponentially with the level of knowledge.

I know these sound like dark thoughts. I hope to come up with upbeat stuff in subsequent posts.

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September 16, 2010 - Posted by | dark, humor, philosophy, self expression, Uncategorized | , , , ,

2 Comments »

  1. I am especially LOVING the second one: It is a truth by which I live my life!! 😉

    Comment by lynnbiederstadt | September 22, 2010 | Reply

    • hah..am seeing for the first time someone who’s chosen to live by it 😉

      Comment by umavvs | September 27, 2010 | Reply


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